I have posts in my head I want to get out, but don't have the time to commit. So, I'll steal from Billy and Will and settle for another meme...
FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE
1...Waiter (one job required that I wear a pink shirt and green bowtie)
2...Mass-produced art salesman, y'know, the guys who sell it out of their car
3...Frozen chicken-piece sorter (Hey Bruce, remember the chicken slobber?)
4...Bruce's babysitter (Sorry dude, it's time to admit that Otto and I were getting paid to get you out of the house.)
FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER
1...Rounders
2...Swingers
3...Trainspotting
4...Bad News Bears (The original)
FOUR CITIES YOU'VE LIVED IN:
1...Liberty, MO.
2...Arlington, VA
3...Hollywood
4...Palms, CA (L.A.)
FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH
1...Lost
2...The Office
3...Sopranos
4...Deadwood
FOUR PLACES YOU'VE BEEN ON VACATION:
1...Scotland
2...Ireland
3...San Francisco
4...Boston
FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY:
1...Dave's Longbox
2...The Sneeze
3...Bruce's Blog
4...Indy's Blog
FOUR OF YOUR ALL-TIME FAVORITE RESTAURANTS:
1...Houston's
2...Otto's
3...Louise's Trattoria (mmm, chicken picatta)
4...Gates Barbecue
FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS:
1...pizza
2...filet mignon
3...chicken cordon bleu (and that bastard, Burger, better keep his hands off mine)
4...Barbecue
FOUR SCHOOLS YOU'VE ATTENDED:
1...DeVry
2...William Jewell College
3...Whattsamatta U.
4...School of Life
FOUR PLACES I'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW:
1...Back in L.A.
2...The Highlands
3...Exploring some country I've never been to
4...In bed