Not much...

Just a few disturbing things I have heard lately...

• This morning, the VP of sales, and co-owner of the company addressed me as "Jeffy".
• Last night, my mother-in-law informed us that she doesn't like Bruce Willis... she said something about Hugh Grant after that, but I stopped listening after she dissed Bruno.
• She's informed me twice that she doesn't like hockey. I do and until my free preview ends this evening, I will be watching it in the living room.