A few stories I found during lunch:
Story 1: FDA: Gay Men Can No Longer Be Anonymous Sperm Donors -- Instead of a screening process for potential HIV carriers, let's just ban them all. Oh, and it's okay if you are hetero and had unprotected sex with a prostitute... you only have to wait a year to donate again!
Story 2: East Waynesville Baptist church in NC asked members to leave their church if they did not support King Chimpy. Actually, they were given an option: Resign or Repent. See the Video.
Story 3: Chlamydia Outbreak Kills a Dozen Penguins -- Now you just know that the Republican Anti-Gay Party is going to put a spin on this one. Of course, these poor penguins became infected because they live in Gay-Friendly San Francisco. "My fellow Americans, we need to ban gay marriages to prevent the spread of STDs to penguins."
