Yesterday, we talked about the abusive repetition of words that our bosses use. Today, let's share the moronic things co-workers say. Seriously, a co-worker who says, "That dog has boots on" is far more entertaining than the one who says, "Jim, have you seen the latest backorder report." If you have only the latter and not the former in your workplace, I am sorry. Your day must be horribly dull. I have a co-worker who possesses a unique gift for mangling the English language. She often says things so incomprehensible, you are left tilting your head like a dog with the "What was that!?!" look on your face. My friend Angela works in the same office and keeps me in the loop. However, Angela has failed to create her own blog to document these, and since she is known for blog-stalking, I am going to post them. I have copied most of these from Angela's emails (there's your credit, Ms. Afraid-to-comment). The last one is mine.
May 3, 2005
Did she just say what I think she said?
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